I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
should my penis look like a turkey
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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