I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
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It's because when you paint your nails, you are hunched over creating pressure on your stomach.
Girls poop?
could have gone my whole life not knowing girls poop thanks for that.
could be a homosexual guy. no worries.
No...the problem is that you can't wipe until your nails dry...otherwise the polish smudges and the t.p. would stick to your hand
So paint your nails on the pot, problem solved lol
Girls don't poop, they hold it in till they're 40 and explode, it's called metapause
A comma is a meta-pause. You mean menopause.
And I thought always sneezing after I put on mascara was bad!
Who knew girls poop....no more tongue'n the baloon knot
Rhymeeee
It's from inhailing those solvents
That's like catching a fish right after you put sunscreen in your hands.
I can poop? Thanks for finally letting me know after 22 years.
why would anyone text this???
Who said it's a girl?
GIRLS POOP.
I always have to poop after I eat a pill, it never fails.
Paint your non-dominant hand first, wait for the inevitable, the proceed to the other hand. ;)
ME TOO.
Wow I clicked on the to see all the douches who take this so serious that they're going to diagnose the problem.
Sew your butt closed. Now you can paint your nails anywhere!
I KNOW, RIGHT!?!
ImA girl and didnt know I poop...
Gross
Girls don't poop
Yeah, what Mike said, some guys paint their nails, too.
WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nastie
I always have to poop when I step into a library! I think it's the smell of the paper! xD
A rhyme, what a crime!
You made a rhyme, I like you.
hmmm?
Stragest, I think you mean menopause. You get an "E" for effort.
Strange. And first.
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