try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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