Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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