"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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