absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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