How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I supernannyed him into submission
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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