my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
