I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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