Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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