Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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