Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Randomize
