Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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