you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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