hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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