My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
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