watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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