i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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