even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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