What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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