What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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