the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
as a side note pls kill me
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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