I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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