Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
These tits shall not be calmed
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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