no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
When are your genitals available?
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Randomize
