ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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