Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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