Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular

(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Wrong number and your a loser

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(804): View more from Virginia

NEVER shave your cleavage hair.

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(214): View more from Texas

we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.

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(904): View more from Florida

I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.

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(778): View more from British Columbia

I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.

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(703): View more from Virginia

I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.

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(415): View more from California

All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk

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(360): View more from Washington

Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking

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(785): View more from Kansas

If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.

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