Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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