The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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