he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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