I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Randomize
