I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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