Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
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