he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
My butt remains clenched, sir.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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