once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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