Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
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