This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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