and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize
