doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
