How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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