"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
