More tranny stories later!
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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