This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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