i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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