I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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