No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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