STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
My butt remains clenched, sir.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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