You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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