i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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